• Suno Larki ..
Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna
Abhi Guriya Se Khelo Tum
Tumhari Umar Hi Kya Hai
Faqt Satra Baras Ki Ho
Abhi Masoom Bachi Ho
Nahin Maloom Abhi Tum Ko
Ke Jab Yeh Ishq Hota Hai
To Insaan Kitna Rota Hai
Sitaray Toot Jatay Hain
Saharay Choot Jatay Hain
Abhi Tum Nay Nahin Dekha
Ke Jab Sathi Bichartay Hain
Tu Kitna Dard Milta Hai
Ke Har Furqat Ke Mousam Main
Hazaron Ghum Ubhartay Hain
Hazaron Zakhm miltay Hain
Suno Larki .....
Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna
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• YAAD
YAAD JITNA TU AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON YAAD JINTNA
TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE JAI |
• Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi
hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.... |
• Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. |
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• jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay
leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye
teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye |
• honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is
ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga |
• Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa
hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
• Wife & Mobile:
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai |
• Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya |
• jab jab hume piyas lagti hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai |
• TUSSI BARY GREAT OO
RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA |
• Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de. |
• Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha..... |
• ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain... |
• aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai .. |
• Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. |
• Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. |
• Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!! |
• Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai |
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• Zindagi behaal hay sur hay na taal hay
inbox bhe kangaal hay kuch SMS tow karo kia app ki SMS factory
main hartaal hay... |
• Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula
diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to
wese bhi akele the, kya howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila
diya... |
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• Unsay roz milnay ko dil chahata ha khuch
sunay sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha kisi ka mannay ka andaz
asa kah pher sa ruth janay ko dil chahata ha |
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• Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par
hoto se to lagti hai |
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• Larki: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch
gir gaya, dekho to..... Larka: Darling, ek tinka dikh to
raha hai... kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye... main doobonga
to sahara dega...... |
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• Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai chalo
teeno movie chalen |
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• Mainee tumhari yaadon mein.. ro ro ke
tub bhar diye... Aur tum itney be-wafa nikle, ki nahake
chal diye!!! |
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• Aey Dost:-- " Zindagi mein pyar
tu bahut baar ho jaata hein par Mohabbat sirf ek baar hooti
hein. Kyon tum Mohabbat ko Dosti ka naam dekar mohaabbat
aur dosti doono ko badnaam kar rahe ho" " Vo jaanti
hai ki tum jaante ho ki vo tumse pyar karti hai to phir
kyon Itrate ho, kahe us kali ko aise tadpaate ho" |
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• Dushmani jam kar karo magar ye gunjayish
rahe jab kabhi hum dost ho jaye to sharminda na ho |
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• Aye Dost tu itna badkalam na ho ki kabhi
karib se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil mai haazaar gila
shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi mumkin Tum aao mere ghar mein aur
ahitram na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho tumse,magar Khuda karen
Dil mein kabhi ahsaa..sen intekam na ho |
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• Log kehte hein , wah kaise shabnam chhai
hai, unhe kya maloom, chand ne ro ke raat bitai hai |
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• Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab
jaana jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana |
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• Tum mujhe bhool bhi jaao to ye haq hai
tumko Meri baat aur hai maine to dosti or mohabbat ki hai |
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• Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta
hoon Yeh dil hi kaafi hai teri yaad main jalne ke liye |
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• Dil ki bechaen umangon pe karam farmaao
Itna ruk ruk ke chalogi to quayaamat hogi. |
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• Tu kaatil tera chehra kaatil Chehre
ka ye kala til bhi katil bhool kar bhi kahin tum dekh na
lena aaina ki kahin mar na de katil ko katil |
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• Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain Tadapna
sabko padta hain kasoor aankhon ka hota hai Tadapna dil
ko padta hai |
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• Har samundar me sahil nahi hota, her
zahaz me misal nahi hote, agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota
to, her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota |
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• yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire zindage
hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main sochti hoon KHUDA
karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe kabhe mila nahe... |
• "Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai
Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite |
• Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli
kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! |
• 5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch |
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• Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana
tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat
aap mai..yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D |
• American says "US mein shaadi E-mail
se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!" |
• aik bandar ka bacha apni maan(mother)
se kehta hai "maan main itna badsurat kyuon hoon"
mann bandar se kehti hai "beta ALLAH ka shukar kro
use dekho jo messege parh(read)raha hai. |
• Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... |
• Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite. |
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• Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya
paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga
kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... |
• Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai |
• Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) |
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• u r my sweet SONA, i don't want u KHONA,
i want a place in yr heart's KONA, otherwise i'll start
RONA, atleast gud morning to KAR LONA....... |
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• is duniya main 3 tarha ke log khushnaseeb
hotye hai 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend
milta hai 3 jinhye mera sms bar bar milta hai |
