SMS Messages - Funny Urdu Sms

	Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
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	Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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	God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
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	*~-BUMPER OFFER-~* Send me sms & win 10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO 29" TV ka BOX Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher ..............
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	sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur nechay maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay
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	Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae, hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!!
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	BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka.........!!!!!
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	Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai. 1.dono gram honi chaye. 2.dhod zada hona chahiye. 3.raat ko sooney na dey.
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	Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne kisi or se bana rakhi hai
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	Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho...... Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......
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