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    Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

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    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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    God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

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    *~-BUMPER OFFER-~*
Send me sms & win
10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
29" TV ka BOX
Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur
mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher ..............

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    sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay

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     Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae,
hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!!

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    BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!

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    Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai.
1.dono gram honi chaye.
2.dhod zada hona chahiye.
3.raat ko sooney na dey.

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    Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai

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    Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......

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