• Qayamat ki
5 nishaniyan..
1 : Memon badmashi karega.
2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga.
3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge.
4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga..
5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga.
|
• Jazz
menu may kusamdeed
Mangni kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye
|
• No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.
|
•
when i was born shaetan said oho..
another angel
but when u were born shetan said oh shit..
competition !!!
|
• Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han,
kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain,
jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain.
|
•
Khuda karay tera mobile kho jaye
Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye
Karoon sms larkion ko naam tera aye
Mar tujhay paray kalayja mera thanda ho jaye
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• Quaid foot ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
|
• Call,
sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin,
Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin.
|
• 7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
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•
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead.
oye hello
i am talking about OXYGEN
|
• It is best to have American salary,
Chinese food , German car and Pakistani wife.
And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German
food and Pakistani salary.
|
•
Sardar puts his hand on his girlfriend's thigh while driving
to lahore. Sshe
smiles and says, "You can go further". So sardar
drives to Multan.
Submitted By : Fahad, Submitted On : Jun 13, 2006 |
• Mernay per humko janat milay na milay,
Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay,
Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo,
Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay.
|
•
Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur gimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
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• MERE SMS MILE ?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
YE LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH VALE BI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Baass
AB AP KI BARI
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•
why do u think i sms u?
is it bcz i love u?
or i miss u?
or i need u?
no! i do dat bcoz
TIMEPASS k liye koi bakra chahiye
|
• Girl of 1986 : Maan mei Jeans pehanoun
gee.
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl of 1986 : Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan : Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
|
•
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki
k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
!!
|
• is SMS mein
kitnay taaray hai
gino to zara * * *
* * * * *
*
* * *
*
*
*
* * * * * * * * * *
*
*
*
*
*
tabiyat to theek hai ?
Din mein taaray gin rahay ho....!
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•
Press down key 7 times to become sweet
tusi v na pehle hi itne sweet ho phir bhi press kiye ja
rahe ho
|
• 1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
SHABASH BETA!!!
KAL A, B, C PARHEIN GEY...
|
•
zindagi aik peheli hai
?
?
?
?
?
?
abey keypad dabana band ker duffer esa kerne se solve nahi
ho jai gi
|
• Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata
hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
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•
pesh hai pehli baar aap k mobile mein nahata hua larka
neeche jao or dekho
!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
or neechhe
bare besharam ho aap
but aaj thand hai larka kal nahaye ga!!!!
|
• In Day
I MISS U
At Night
I MISS U
At Home
I MISS U
At Work
I MISS U
In Garden
I MISS U
At MOSQUES
I MISS U
My Stolen Chappal
I really MISS YOU
|
•
na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka,
teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka.
|
• mil gaya
.
.
.
oye mil gaya
.
.
.
oye oye mil gaya
.
.
.
oho mil gaya
.
.
.
oye oye oye
mil gaya
.
.
.
ohh ho
mera sms parhne
wala 1 or bewaqoof mil gaya1
|
•
a man on wife's birthday had no money so he sent a chq written
"100 kisses" when he return home his wife said
"thnks for chq" i got it cashed from bank's
manager!
|
• butt kala hoto mar do
masli chita ho to mar do
arien fuji ho to mar do
shiekh sakhi ho to mar do
shah koja ho to mar do
GUJER jesa bhi ho os ko mar do
|
•
App ka roz Subha ko Hummaray ghar anna.
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza kathktana
Kabhi Payar say khana
Kabhi zoor say chalana
Baji gee Kura laya doo.
|
• Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko
Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley,
Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen
Jaisa Pyar Miley.
|
•
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehei
|
• Kash dil key yeh tamana poori hojaey,
app miss call dein or woh recieve hojay
sab bhol kar ghanto karein hum batein, hosh tab aaey jab
balance khatm hojaey.
|
•
Life ho tu aisi
.
.
.
.
Monday ko Dosty
Tuesday ko Peyaar
Wednesday ko Shadi
Thursday ko Baraat
Friday ko Fighting
Saturday ko Talaq
Sunday ko Rest
Monday ko Next...!
|
• This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way
dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read it without the word dog.
|
•
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO.
|
• "COMMUNICATION"
THREE QUICK WAYS OF COMMUNICATION.
1=TELEPHONE
2=TELEVISION
3=TELL A WOMEN
WANT IT MORE QUICK, TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE.
|
•
Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata
hai
|
• Take a Bowl
Fill it With GRAPES
Put Your Hand In It
Go In Front Of Mirror
You Know What You Will Find...??
LANGOOR Key
HATH
Mei
ANGOOR...!!! |
•
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin
?
|
• Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU
K PATHAY .
|
•
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin
?
|
• Koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
Nuclear energy ka zamana hai bomb se ura do sale ko.
|
•
five benefit of kissing
1. changes taste
2. burn calories
3. lips never got dried
4. relieves stress
5. makes face muscles strong
so keep kissing
|
• SOCHO YEY SMS KIS KA HAI
SOCHO SOCHO
Hmmmmmmm
SOCHO SICHO ZRA ZOOR LAGA KAR SOCHO
Hmmmmmmmmmm
SOCHO SOCHO
ABEYULLO K PHATTEY PHIR SOCH
Hmmmmmmmmm???????????
YEY SMS TEREY BAAP KA HAI.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
|
•
yeh sulagta huwa jism,
yeh kapkapaty huwy hont,
yeh thartarata huwa bada,
yeh larkharate huwe awaz,
uffff..
mujhey pehly say shak tha kah tum charse ho.
|
• Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
|
•
Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main chaltey hain ....
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main
jaanay ka
kiya faida..
|
• Macher ne jo kata dil main junoon tha,
khujli hoi itni dil besakoon tha,
pakra tu choor diya ya soch ker ke,
sale ki rago main apna hi khun tha.
|
• Tum
accahay
changay
beautiful
pretty
farmabrdar
faraz
shanas
pious
naik
noble
Banday ka massage parh ray hain
|
• press down for your NEW YEAR gift.
Dil kar raha hai k zor se THAPPAR maron. Aaj kya NEW YEAR
hai, Nahin na tou gift kyoun chahiye?
|
•
i want 2 take u for a romantic dinner
sit by candle lite
shower u wht flowers
and say those 3 magical words
"PAY THE BILL", MERI JAANOO
|
• Humain tu apnoun nay luta, gherooun
may kahan dum tha
Mujhay wahan phaynka jahan pani kum tha
|
•
Mian 1 sms hoon.
Jise stupid log parte hain.
Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain.
Gadhe delete karte hain aur
Pagal store karte hain.
TUM kya karne vale ho?????
|
• Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Bewaqoof koi nahin
|
•
K!SS is the Key of L0V3
L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDREN
CHILDREN r the Problem of PAKISTAN
So STOP K!SS!NG
&
SAVE PAKISTAN
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• Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Aur hansoo
Sada hanste raho
Hamesha khush raho
Khilkhilate raho
Jagmagate raho
Mera kiya hai log tumhe hi pagal kahen gey
|
•
Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main
bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae
Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita
|
• Wife: apnay hubby say, such such batao
tum shadi say pehlay kitne guls ke sath soay they?
Husband : Jan tumhari kasam sirf tumharay sath baqi sab
kay sath to jagta tha.
|
•
Funny Definitions
College : A place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering
from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first
few days of the month.
|
• What's the difference between pleasure
and torture? Pleasure is thinking of
you & torture is thinking of you too much.
|
•
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
|
• Q: If a devil catches your wife, what
would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake
let him face the
consequences.
|
•
Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier
it was 300ml now it's
1.5 ltr.
|
• Santa: What's difference between man
& Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman
wears it over the
trouser.
|
•
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful,
think great, I know
this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just
think about ME!
|
• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After
much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
|
•
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half,
nothing is
right and in the right half, nothing is left.
|
• Kash dil ki bat mai itna asar ho jaye
"aap miss call de" aur "wo receive ho
jaye" bat kare ke hosh gum ho jaye aur hosh tab aye
jab "balance khatam ho jaye"
|
•
Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar se toilet mey laga rakhi hai,
tumhara deedar karne k liey jolab ki goli kha rakhi hai.
|
• eyes 2 look at u, hands 2 pray for u,
mind 2 remember u, heart 2luv u,
legs 2 kick u if u forget me.
|
•
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
|
• Gal: Do u have any sentimental love
cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy
I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
|
•
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
yarr tujhe itnay sms kiy
pher na kehna sms nahin karta
|
• My friend the best quality i like about
you is that you are very sentimental,
10% senti and 90% mental.
|
•
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
|
• Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used....
to read my SMS And Today, The history
continues...
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•
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki
behje main bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
|
• When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes
fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To
kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
|
•
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte
hai..! Kya aap
Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte
hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi
karte hai..!
|
• After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started
his practice. He checked the eyes,
tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly
said Bole To..Torch Theek hai!!!
|
|
•
Main nay kuty say poocha kay tum nay bander ko dekha hay?
Us nay jawab diya han dekha hay our wohi yeh sms per raha
hay!! |
• Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham
rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se
wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye
disprin sath rakhta hun!
|
•
We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down
our sins b4 going to
heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting
: EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!
|
• An elephant falls in luv with an ant
but ant's parents r against their
marriage...Guess why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY
K DAANT BAAHIR HAIN"
|
•
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka
le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye,
mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan
|
• Sochta tha har mod par aap ka intezar
karenge..
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
kambhakat sadak hi seedhi nikli
|
•
Kia padh rahey ho?
Bhai kia padh rahey ho?
Pehlay kabhi message nahin padha kia?
|
• Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager
us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara
tum la layna!!
|
•
If I was an Artist, u would be my picture.
If I was a poet, u would be my inspiration.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
But I am sorry I am only a
Cartoonist....!!!
|
• *~-BUMPER OFFER-~*
Send me sms & win
10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
29" TV ka BOX
Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur
mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher ..............
|
•
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh
gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya
keh gayi
|
• Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don t like 2 read,
Or if my msgs disturb u
Then plz don t hesitate,
Feel free to
THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
|
•
A
person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani
pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar
dia tha!!
|
• IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"
|
•
Breaking News: Now call charges will b charged according
2 ur brain size, smaller
the size cheaper will b the call rates.
Congratulation, u can make free CALLS
|
• Jab tum hansti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan
pahle bander tha. Dekhao ghusaa mat
karoo kyunki jab tum ghusaa karti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan
aaj bhi bander hai!!
|
•
Jab shaam k saaye dhaltay hain, tab yaad tumhari aati hay.
Her dard phool ban
jata hay, her zakham ko neend aa jaati hay. love u so much
|
• who says english is a simple language..?..i
m not a human..?what is the asnwer..?..YES or NO..?
|
•
A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys.
idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change
ur finger, its too late.
|
• sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir
jao gay.
|
•
Why dont sardars make love in a moving train? Bcoz its written
there Chalti
gaadi main chadna mana hai.
|
• Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote
waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
|
•
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
|
• Tum ney jo apni zulf lahrai,
Joon phurak k thalay aie
|
•
Call me its very urgent.
Always read the sms fully or else u'll become a fool
|
• Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..
...
Phir thook lagao?
..
...
Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
...
Phir andar ghussao???
..
...
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
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•
Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll..
After Marriage, Beautiful doll..
After 1 year, Nice doll..
After 2 years, Only doll..
After 3 years, Panadol........
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• '"Shut Up'''
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
|
•
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means
A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i
luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
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• Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora
sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN
DABAY WALAY"
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•
if u sav dis
message, it means i m
CUTE
if u edit dis, i m still
CUTE
if u fwd dis , ur
spreadin dat i am
CUTE
if u erase dis,ur
jealoues of me coz i am
CUTE
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• Jazz menu main kuhsamdid miss k liye
1 dabaen kiss k liae 2 dabae lips to lips k
liae 3 dabaae or systam se ekraj hone k liae apna jala dabae
|
•
itni choti nahi dosti apni kaisay sooch lia k kinara agia
loo ho gai mobile mein roshni lo sms hamara agia
|
• Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir
dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO
kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......
|
•
mai tuhadi foto kichaan!
.
.
ready?
.
.
es-tady....
.
.
o hans naa yaar........?
.
.
krach........................!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
developing.............................
?
?
wah wah wah.
.
.
,****,
( @ @ )
"(---)"
hy mai mar javan,
kinnay sohnay drowny ho tussi.
|
• Q: which boy has the permission to get
in to a girls bath room?
Ans.: life boy.
|
•
khaaboon main aaey gaey sms ki terhann,
dil main bas jaey ringtones ki terhann,
mera pyar khabhi kam na hoo ga balance ki terhann,
bas tum busy na rehna network ki terhann.
|
• It's not the fault of the student if
he/she fails, Because the year has ONLY 365
days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52,Sundays
in a year,
which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50
where weather is
very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8
hours daily sleep-means
122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good
for health) means
15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food &
other delicacies
(chewproperly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man
is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days. 7.
Exam days per year at
least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly
and festival
holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least
3 days. Balance 3
days. 10. Movies and fun
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•
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!!
Gham na karna
Aansu bhi na bahana
Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
|
• Dil 20 13 80 20 teray
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
confused???
read in punjabi
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•
quaidabad,
.
malir,
.
kalaboard,
.
airport,
.
colony gate,
.
natha khan ,
aur
aur
aur
agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena
say.
|
• Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya
|
•
Two Snakes Siting In th3 juNgle , feMale Snake Tried to
Kiss the Male Snake ,
Suddenly Male Snake turned n Started Singing ** Zaher hai
ke pyaar hai Tera
Chumma**
|
• Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis
kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.
|
•
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
|
• Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions
lag gae,
hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!!
|
•
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
.
.
Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
.
.
.
.
.
abbay aapna mobile charge.........
|
• God created the universe, then he took
some rest, he created the man the again he took some rest
then he created woman, till that day the God and the man
have never taken rest.
|
•
Abhay khajoor, zoo se bhagi hoi langor, sare howe kale ke
chilke, oye chose
howe amm, circus ke retired bandar....
.
.
.
.
Aisa Kisi ko mat bolna Feel hota hai
|
• Mainay poocha chand se kahin dekha hay
meray yar sa haseen
To chand nay kaha
Saley itni opper say dikhta hay kya
|
•
I have something For u But close Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4.
5. Get Ready..... ohh
hooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing for U (;-)=< |
• Gari ruki.
khirki khuli.
nazro sa nazra mili.
our app na kaha,
Allah ka naam pa aik rupia da da baba
|
•
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about
things, small people
talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
|
• Sun wouldn't
\ | /
-( ", )-
/ | \
Be HotSea Wouldn't
-__-__-__
-- -- -- --
__-__-__
Be BlueI Wouldn'tBe Happy
()"()
( ,'o') without
(")(") some1 like you
|
• SmS
Ayenge
aaise
Jaise aata
hai
TUFAAN
Thodi daer k liye
aGaR ThaM jayun
TO samajna
BusY Hu MerI
JaaN
|
• Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh
liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????
|
•
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai
se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke
baad judaai se darte hain.
|
• Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se
ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya
keh gayi
|
•
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya,
tere face ki gentle
beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya..
|
• Karan Johar producing a new film and
searching for new talent. I gave him ur name bcoz the name
of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO" he he he he pehan
|
•
U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge I m sure going to miss u! ;)
|
• 1980s: Friends remember U during good
times n forget u during bad times
2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when
its 1 Rupee...
|
•
Main...main
kutta
kameena
manhoos
janam jala
nalaik
bekaar
phuwer
kahil
bagerat
besharm
jahil
gawar
gadha
Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon
|
• Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta
ha,
pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha
jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,,
balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha.
Shame on you
|
•
Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon ,
Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon
To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh
Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon.
|
• Ik Ladki thi dewani si mobile lay kay
phirti thee..Jab bhee milti thee mujh say mujh say poocha
kartee thee yeh on kaise hota hai yeh on kaise hota hai..
|
•
KARAY JAOOO...
.
.
.
.KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....
.
.
.
karay jaoo.
.
.
.
karay jaoo.
.
.
.
baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo
khud kabhi na
karna.....lolz
|
• What is a difference between a Kiss,
a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a
car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
|
•
G chah raha hai k aj... tumhain akelay lay ja kar... apnay
honton say... ek
kis... kiss... kissa sunaun billi aur chuhay ka... |
• Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth
till my death, my feelings 4 u have
never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !
|
•
BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye
Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo
abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!
|
• Main jab us ki gali se guzra muje wo
pal bhi yad tha, us ne muje phool mara gamla bhi sath tha.
|
•
Roses are red, voilets are blue,
donkeys like u, are kept in zoo.
|
• Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common
hai.
1.dono gram honi chaye.
2.dhod zada hona chahiye.
3.raat ko sooney na dey.
|
•
I
want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!!
|
• Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U
cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the
window ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!!
|
•
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in
darkness, you gave me
light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you
so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT !
|
• A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C
- U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He
I - I'm J - Just K -
Kidding
|
•
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come, the
tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting
hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading
this SMS !
|
• Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla
-rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari
alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai
|
•
Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna
budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......
|
• Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke
daagh hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!
|
•
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
|
• Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
|
•
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
|
• Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
|
•
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai,
birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat
reli hai, shane log sms kar rele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
|
• Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi
aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !
|
•
Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha.
OHO! ghusa mat ho
warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai
|
• Bandar Apni maan say:- Maa main itna
badsoorat kyoun hoon!!
Maan:- Beta aisa nahin kahtay usay bhi dekho jo yeah sms
parh raha hai aur allah
ka shukar ada karo!!
|
•
Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha.
OHO! ghusa mat ho
warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai
|
• Pehle Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir thook
malo, Phir moun may lo, Phir Seedha kar kay ghusaoo..Haye..Kitna
mushkil hay soi may dhaga dalna.
|
•
U
got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and
u sure got the body.
Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
|
• Promise me we are true friends I am
lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you
are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
|
•
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning |
• 7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.
|
•
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
|
• Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
|
•
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi
buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole
to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT BHAI
|
• Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli
kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
|
•
Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.
|
• Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar
gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se
NAHA LO
|
•
Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai koi nahi pass hai par tum
main baat kuch khaas hai ab zyada emotional mat ho jana
yeh sab bekwas hai
|
• If ur world spinning round and round
and......ur heart is beating fast,do u
think its love?? Na munna na,its called........HIGH BP
|
•
SMOKE everyday!
SMOKE means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool SMS
E=everyday
So plz feel free to Smoke.request u 2 b a Chain Smoker.gud
day.....
|
• Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!
|
•
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova
.mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na
Maha thi na sufi.
|
• May God increase ur happiness like the
price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like
the clothes of bipasha basu.
|
• tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab
mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone
ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko bhoool
na jana Network ki tarah.
|
• sharab hai to mai-khane banee
husan hai to dewane banee
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banee
|
•
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha
|
• Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY
HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke
tumhain MALARIA HAI.....
|
•
Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain
gay...Per tomray
abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai main aa ker
qatal na ker
dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!
|
• Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar
say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya
kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!
|
•
Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun
ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.
|
• The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
|
•
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send
you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that
I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
|
• At dis moment in time 10 million people
r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool
is reading my text! pass on
|
•
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing
|
• CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained
dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as
one of the dogs is reading this.
|
•
Q:What
is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
|
• Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir
ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas
at beer bar!
|
•
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar
ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us
ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi
ko kameenapan kehtay hai.
|
• Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per
sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty
thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se
vo darty thy.
|
•
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this
message a virus will
be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile
by now. Your mobile
will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
|
• Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi
itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
|
• Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har
pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition
na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!!
|
•
Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain
|
•
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!!
|
|
• kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo |
• Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata
Hay
Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay |
• Remember me every day, every moment
warna......
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32
ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
heheheheh |
|
• life without u is impossible.. u r n
my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u
left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;)
hahahaha....... |
• REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY
AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE
WITHIN FEW MONTHS
"Allah k naam pay day day baba" |
|
• If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost,
i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take
u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs,
i'll kill you. |
|
• This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your
mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. |
|
• Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN
Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar
Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti |
• Teacher : Which is more important to
us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it
but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we
don't need it. |
• maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti
thi
phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi
uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi.... |
|
• Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers
are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz
Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... |
|
• Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise
Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine
Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... |
|
• A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor.
People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?"
He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!! |
• Look at the world as one big chocolate
cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU. |
• Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!! |
• Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor
hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai |
• sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen gay... |
• Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya??? |
• I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account. |
• 1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon
main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai
aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai.. |
• Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein
hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya
hai.... |
• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI |
• When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha |
• Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !! |
• You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar. |
• Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka
gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola |
• This messege can only b read by a CUTe
person
Try again ..................
Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................
Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE |
• Today i was cooking chicken when i added
green palak.
Chicken started singing & dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA " |
• A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can't live widout my friend |
• If ur world is spinning round &
round... ur heart is beating fast.......
Do u think its LOVE ?
na munna ,its called...........??
high B.P........!!!! |
|
• 2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there
will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur
Own Stupid!!! |
|
• Passwords r like underwear: change them
often |
|
• Kids in back seats cause accidents,
accidents in back seats cause kids |
• Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha..... |
• tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey |
• Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila |
• Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.....( |
• Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me..... |
• Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... |
|
• If marriages r made in heaven, den wat
r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage |
|
• Unite against togetherness! |
|
• Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show
Santa What I Want For XMAS? |
|
• when i call u; 1 ring means I’m
thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4
means ........pick up phone idiot |
• aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI. |
• chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na |
• kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati
hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai !
****heehehhe**** |
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• One out of four people is a chinese
in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you |
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• The Police are looking for a suspect
who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So
where are you gonna to hide Me? |
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• im at the police station.The police
caught me & filed a case against me "possession
of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail
me out-so hurry up! |
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know
it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'.
Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...! |
