• Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan..
1 : Memon badmashi karega.
2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga.
3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein
ge.
4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga..
5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye
ga.
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•
Jazz
menu may kusamdeed
Mangni kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala
dabye
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• No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to
nahi lay gay.
|
•
when i was born shaetan said oho..
another angel
but when u were born shetan said
oh shit..
competition !!!
|
• Jaley to aag,
bujhe to raakh kehte han,
kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh
kehte hain,
jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte
hain.
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•
Khuda karay tera mobile kho jaye
Milay mujhay aur mera ho jaye
Karoon sms larkion ko naam tera
aye
Mar tujhay paray kalayja mera
thanda ho jaye
|
• Quaid foot
ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main
nahi rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi
ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan
ka kia banay ga
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•
Call,
sms ya miss call karna ap k bus
ki baat nahin,
Un k liye balance chahaye jo k
ap k pass nahin.
|
• 7 wonders
of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
.-"""-.
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•
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood. i
cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there
i am dead.
oye hello
i am talking about OXYGEN
|
• It is best
to have American salary, Chinese
food , German car and Pakistani
wife.
And it worst to have American
wife, Chinese car, German food
and Pakistani salary.
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•
Sardar puts his hand on his girlfriend's
thigh while driving to lahore.
Sshe
smiles and says, "You can
go further". So sardar drives
to Multan.
Submitted By : Fahad, Submitted
On : Jun 13, 2006 |
• Mernay per
humko janat milay na milay,
Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay,
Per sms kernay may kunjosi na
karo,
Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay
na milay.
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•
Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur gimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
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• MERE SMS MILE
?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
YE LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH VALE BI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Baass
AB AP KI BARI
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•
why do u think i sms u?
is it bcz i love u?
or i miss u?
or i need u?
no! i do dat bcoz
TIMEPASS k liye koi bakra chahiye
|
• Girl of 1986
: Maan mei Jeans pehanoun gee.
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl of 1986 : Maan mein mini
skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan : Pehen le beti kuch to pehan
le!
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•
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha
tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath
dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,
ladke nahin badaltey !!
|
• is SMS mein
kitnay taaray hai
gino to zara * * *
* * * * *
*
* * *
*
*
*
* * * * * * * * * *
*
*
*
*
*
tabiyat to theek hai ?
Din mein taaray gin rahay ho....!
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•
Press down key 7 times to become
sweet
tusi v na pehle hi itne sweet
ho phir bhi press kiye ja rahe
ho
|
• 1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
SHABASH BETA!!!
KAL A, B, C PARHEIN GEY...
|
•
zindagi aik peheli hai
?
?
?
?
?
?
abey keypad dabana band ker duffer
esa kerne se solve nahi ho jai
gi
|
• Ek bar Sardar
Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur
darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
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•
pesh hai pehli baar aap k mobile
mein nahata hua larka
neeche jao or dekho
!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
or neechhe
bare besharam ho aap
but aaj thand hai larka kal nahaye
ga!!!!
|
• In Day
I MISS U
At Night
I MISS U
At Home
I MISS U
At Work
I MISS U
In Garden
I MISS U
At MOSQUES
I MISS U
My Stolen Chappal
I really MISS YOU
|
•
na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi
nahi ka,
teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi
kahin ka.
|
• mil gaya
.
.
.
oye mil gaya
.
.
.
oye oye mil gaya
.
.
.
oho mil gaya
.
.
.
oye oye oye
mil gaya
.
.
.
ohh ho
mera sms parhne
wala 1 or bewaqoof mil gaya1
|
•
a man on wife's birthday had no
money so he sent a chq written
"100 kisses" when he
return home his wife said "thnks
for chq" i got it cashed
from bank's
manager!
|
• butt kala
hoto mar do
masli chita ho to mar do
arien fuji ho to mar do
shiekh sakhi ho to mar do
shah koja ho to mar do
GUJER jesa bhi ho os ko mar do
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•
App ka roz Subha ko Hummaray ghar
anna.
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza kathktana
Kabhi Payar say khana
Kabhi zoor say chalana
Baji gee Kura laya doo.
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• Rab Se Dua
Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun
Ka Sansaar Miley,
Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta
Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen
Jaisa Pyar Miley.
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•
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe
hai hahahehehei
|
• Kash dil key
yeh tamana poori hojaey, app miss
call dein or woh recieve hojay
sab bhol kar ghanto karein hum
batein, hosh tab aaey jab balance
khatm hojaey.
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•
Life ho tu aisi
.
.
.
.
Monday ko Dosty
Tuesday ko Peyaar
Wednesday ko Shadi
Thursday ko Baraat
Friday ko Fighting
Saturday ko Talaq
Sunday ko Rest
Monday ko Next...!
|
• This dog,
is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog,
20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read it without the word dog.
|
•
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO.
|
• "COMMUNICATION"
THREE QUICK WAYS OF COMMUNICATION.
1=TELEPHONE
2=TELEVISION
3=TELL A WOMEN
WANT IT MORE QUICK, TELL HER NOT
TO TELL ANYONE.
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•
Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob
jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala
apun ko swimming kahan aata hai
|
• Take a Bowl
Fill it With GRAPES
Put Your Hand In It
Go In Front Of Mirror
You Know What You Will Find...??
LANGOOR Key
HATH
Mei
ANGOOR...!!! |
•
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey
ho..Kartey kyun nahin ?
|
• Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't loose this opportunity just
dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
.
|
•
Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey
ho..Kartey kyun nahin ?
|
• Koi pathar
se na mare mere deewane ko
Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane
ko
Nuclear energy ka zamana hai bomb
se ura do sale ko.
|
•
five benefit of kissing
1. changes taste
2. burn calories
3. lips never got dried
4. relieves stress
5. makes face muscles strong
so keep kissing
|
• SOCHO YEY
SMS KIS KA HAI
SOCHO SOCHO
Hmmmmmmm
SOCHO SICHO ZRA ZOOR LAGA KAR
SOCHO
Hmmmmmmmmmm
SOCHO SOCHO
ABEYULLO K PHATTEY PHIR SOCH
Hmmmmmmmmm???????????
YEY SMS TEREY BAAP KA HAI.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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•
yeh sulagta huwa jism,
yeh kapkapaty huwy hont,
yeh thartarata huwa bada,
yeh larkharate huwe awaz,
uffff..
mujhey pehly say shak tha kah
tum charse ho.
|
• Bolaa dukaan-daar,
ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per
wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane
kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke
jaaoge
|
•
Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle main
chaltey hain ....
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat
faida uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam
kuch nahi karoon ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna
he nahi to jungle main jaanay
ka
kiya faida..
|
• Macher ne
jo kata dil main junoon tha,
khujli hoi itni dil besakoon tha,
pakra tu choor diya ya soch ker
ke,
sale ki rago main apna hi khun
tha.
|
• Tum
accahay
changay
beautiful
pretty
farmabrdar
faraz
shanas
pious
naik
noble
Banday ka massage parh ray hain
|
• press down
for your NEW YEAR gift.
Dil kar raha hai k zor se THAPPAR
maron. Aaj kya NEW YEAR hai, Nahin
na tou gift kyoun chahiye?
|
•
i want 2 take u for a romantic
dinner
sit by candle lite
shower u wht flowers
and say those 3 magical words
"PAY THE BILL", MERI
JAANOO
|
• Humain tu
apnoun nay luta, gherooun may
kahan dum tha
Mujhay wahan phaynka jahan pani
kum tha
|
•
Mian 1 sms hoon.
Jise stupid log parte hain.
Nalayak log doosron ko forward
karte hain.
Gadhe delete karte hain aur
Pagal store karte hain.
TUM kya karne vale ho?????
|
• Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Aap jaisa
Aap sa
Bewaqoof koi nahin
|
•
K!SS is the Key of L0V3
L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDREN
CHILDREN r the Problem of PAKISTAN
So STOP K!SS!NG
&
SAVE PAKISTAN
|
• Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Aur hansoo
Sada hanste raho
Hamesha khush raho
Khilkhilate raho
Jagmagate raho
Mera kiya hai log tumhe hi pagal
kahen gey
|
•
Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati
jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom
da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy
jal gae
Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge
which susu kar dita
|
• Wife: apnay
hubby say, such such batao tum
shadi say pehlay kitne guls ke
sath soay they?
Husband : Jan tumhari kasam sirf
tumharay sath baqi sab kay sath
to jagta tha.
|
•
Funny Definitions
College : A place where papa pays
beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing
from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited
by special patients, suffering
from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly
empty except for the first few
days of the month.
|
• What's the
difference between pleasure and
torture? Pleasure is thinking
of
you & torture is thinking
of you too much.
|
•
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
|
• Q: If a devil
catches your wife, what would
you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil
has committed a mistake let him
face the
consequences.
|
•
Santa: Darling, years ago u had
a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do,
only differnece is earlier it
was 300ml now it's
1.5 ltr.
|
• Santa: What's
difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under
the trouser & superman wears
it over the
trouser.
|
•
Think big, think smart, think
positive, think beautiful, think
great, I know
this is too much for you, so here
is a shortcut... just think about
ME!
|
• Santa falls
in luv with a nurse... After much
thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv
u sister."
|
•
Unlike others your brain is a
masterpiece. In the left half,
nothing is
right and in the right half, nothing
is left.
|
• Kash dil ki
bat mai itna asar ho jaye "aap
miss call de" aur "wo
receive ho
jaye" bat kare ke hosh gum
ho jaye aur hosh tab aye jab "balance
khatam ho jaye"
|
•
Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar
se toilet mey laga rakhi hai,
tumhara deedar karne k liey jolab
ki goli kha rakhi hai.
|
• eyes 2 look
at u, hands 2 pray for u,
mind 2 remember u, heart 2luv
u,
legs 2 kick u if u forget me.
|
•
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
|
• Gal: Do u
have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says 'To the only boy I ever
loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
|
•
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
yarr tujhe itnay sms kiy
pher na kehna sms nahin karta
|
• My friend
the best quality i like about
you is that you are very sentimental,
10% senti and 90% mental.
|
•
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
|
• Long Time
Ago.... Only idiots used.... to
read my SMS And Today, The history
continues...
|
•
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin
behja to aisa bheja ki behje main
bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja,
isliye maine tujhe bheja!
|
• When words
fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail,
Heart Works, When Heart fail...
To
kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
|
•
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..!
Kya aap
Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE"
k bill se derte hai..! To aap
SMS kyuo nahi
karte hai..!
|
• After finishing
MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice.
He checked the eyes,
tongue & ears of his 1st patient
by torch & finallly said Bole
To..Torch Theek hai!!!
|
|
•
Main nay kuty say poocha kay tum
nay bander ko dekha hay? Us nay
jawab diya han dekha hay our wohi
yeh sms per raha hay!! |
• Bazu me dam
rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta
hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun
se
wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha
mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin
sath rakhta hun!
|
•
We gathered in a large hall, an
angel asked us 2 write down our
sins b4 going to
heaven,b4 i could start writing
mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA
SHEET PLEASE!!
|
• An elephant
falls in luv with an ant but ant's
parents r against their
marriage...Guess why?? They have
a solid reason "LARKAY K
DAANT BAAHIR HAIN"
|
•
Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka
le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap
him & says" Oye, mashoka
hogi tero..Meri to behan
|
• Sochta tha
har mod par aap ka intezar karenge..
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
par
kambhakat sadak hi seedhi nikli
|
•
Kia padh rahey ho?
Bhai kia padh rahey ho?
Pehlay kabhi message nahin padha
kia?
|
• Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main
kia khatay hain aur ager us k
akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust
jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum
la layna!!
|
•
If I was an Artist, u would be
my picture.
If I was a poet, u would be my
inspiration.
If I was an author, u would be
my story.
But I am sorry I am only a
Cartoonist....!!!
|
• *~-BUMPER
OFFER-~*
Send me sms & win
10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
29" TV ka BOX
Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA
kernay ka moqa aur
mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k
gher ..............
|
•
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho
se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh
gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya
keh gayi
|
• Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don t like 2 read,
Or if my msgs disturb u
Then plz don t hesitate,
Feel free to
THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
|
•
A
person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar
Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay
ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent
ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray
condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
|
• IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai
jana"
|
•
Breaking News: Now call charges
will b charged according 2 ur
brain size, smaller
the size cheaper will b the call
rates.
Congratulation, u can make free
CALLS
|
• Jab tum hansti
ho tu lagta hai ke insaan pahle
bander tha. Dekhao ghusaa mat
karoo kyunki jab tum ghusaa karti
ho tu lagta hai ke insaan aaj
bhi bander hai!!
|
•
Jab shaam k saaye dhaltay hain,
tab yaad tumhari aati hay. Her
dard phool ban
jata hay, her zakham ko neend
aa jaati hay. love u so much
|
• who says english
is a simple language..?..i m not
a human..?what is the asnwer..?..YES
or NO..?
|
•
A psychological study Has proved
that all the donkeys, monkeys.
idiots, mentals use their thumb
to read sms. Don't change ur finger,
its too late.
|
• sms nechay
hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik
sms kay liye tum itna gir jao
gay.
|
•
Why dont sardars make love in
a moving train? Bcoz its written
there Chalti
gaadi main chadna mana hai.
|
• Doctor: Kya
taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt
SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS
ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
|
•
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho
tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya
gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali
na hoti.
|
• Tum ney jo
apni zulf lahrai,
Joon phurak k thalay aie
|
•
Call me its very urgent.
Always read the sms fully or else
u'll become a fool
|
• Pehlay hath
mein pakro!
..
...
Phir thook lagao?
..
...
Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
...
Phir andar ghussao???
..
...
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein
dhaga daalna. ;-)
|
•
Girl before marriage looks like,
Barbie doll..
After Marriage, Beautiful doll..
After 1 year, Nice doll..
After 2 years, Only doll..
After 3 years, Panadol........
|
• '"Shut
Up'''
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
|
•
Teacher teaching a student algebra
A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir
asked to give example for it..Stdnt
said, sir i luv u and u luv ur
daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
|
• Kash kabhie
app hamari gali main ayen,thora
sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir
zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY
WALAY"
|
•
if u sav dis
message, it means i m
CUTE
if u edit dis, i m still
CUTE
if u fwd dis , ur
spreadin dat i am
CUTE
if u erase dis,ur
jealoues of me coz i am
CUTE
|
• Jazz menu
main kuhsamdid miss k liye 1 dabaen
kiss k liae 2 dabae lips to lips
k
liae 3 dabaae or systam se ekraj
hone k liae apna jala dabae
|
•
itni choti nahi dosti apni kaisay
sooch lia k kinara agia
loo ho gai mobile mein roshni
lo sms hamara agia
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