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    MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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    Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions

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    Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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    Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test

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    Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long

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    In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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    Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are...

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    If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, if someone says u r genious slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of...

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    hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...

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    LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

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