Moblie phones are the only subject on which men
boast about who's got the smallest
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault
I'm better than you
Fat people are harder to kidnap
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's
not very common
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
I'm cool, I'm ....I'm everything you're not
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend
will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be
friends with me
One night the moon said to me, if love makes you
cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back
at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would
:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold
u, when I held u,
I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am
afraid to lose you! :S
(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you
fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might
Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
My calculations are U+ME=US!
(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill
your drink! (B)
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Take my advice...I don't need it anyways