Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Trying is the first step towards failure

If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you

Fat people are harder to kidnap

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

I'm cool, I'm ....I'm everything you're not

I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky

I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S

(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)

Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure

My calculations are U+ME=US!

(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)

The rich get richer and the poor get children

Take my advice...I don't need it anyways