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Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

Even hot girls have to fart

Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity...

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

You know it's always business doing pleasure with you

Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught

English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give u a minute to catch ur breath

I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it

Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year

I must confess, I was born at a very early age

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by

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