Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

The higher you are, the farther you fall

If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!

Be The Change You Wish To See

Life's a beach... Surf it up!

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better

WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Gravity always wins

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!